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Haruhi Suzumiya ([personal profile] godbent) wrote2012-02-05 12:25 pm

26th: The Artistry of Haruhi Suzumiya

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Okay Luceti, tell me! Maids, specifically dressing cute girls up at them: Fetish, or Art Form?

[...Yep.

That message goes up solo, and the rest of this trails maybe ten minutes later as an afterthought]


Also! If you guys saw that mega-birthday party the other day [here] or have involvement in Hydra Social [here] you've gotten a taste of what the Brigade can do for you. We also do consultations, so be sure to call on on, particularly if you can answer my earlier question correctly. [Particularly because, well... Valentines. She actually has two different plans for how to deal with it, she really needs to confer with Winry about which she'd prefer to see happen. But that reminds her...]

Hey Mikuru, do you want to sleep over tonight?

[EDIT: and then later that night she remembers something else, so she adds in]

Oh... right. Are there any people who know how to sail a ship who aren't otherwise occupied, willing to be hired out, and willing to head out into the water this time of year?

[If this wasn't clear already this post originated in an argument between Winry and Haruhi, so she might jack into various threads]
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[personal profile] breaks_destiny 2012-02-11 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Do you even know if she will ask it again? She may be satisfied already.

Then again, maybe you should reconsider it. There are worse things than that.
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Worse... things...?
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[personal profile] breaks_destiny 2012-02-11 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. And things that definitively fall in the really perverted category, even if they can still be an art form, they are quite over the top.

[Even for him. He may joke about them and making do something related to them, but in general that's all. Nothing serious, and maybe not even lighthearted depending on the circumstances.]
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Do you think... she'd do those things?
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[personal profile] breaks_destiny 2012-02-11 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a long pause here.]

Probably not the worst ones. No, probably not... I hope not.

[That would be... Too much.]
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H-hope not!? And how bad are we talking, here?
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[personal profile] breaks_destiny 2012-02-11 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Well... It's Haruhi so... I suppose shibari would be at the edge. It's still an art form but it's far worse than the maid thing, even I can tell that.

I mean... I can't really think of her even considering the hardest types of roleplays like the mental health patient scenario or the absolute slave one. Those are just plain disgusting and insulting even for me. And have no type of excuse other than being pure perversions.
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Shibari?
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[personal profile] breaks_destiny 2012-02-11 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
It means literally "to tie" or "to bind", it's used to describe the artful use of twine to tie things by making complex knots and intricate designs... Aaaand it can be used on people as part of BDSM.
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[Silence as she... absorbs this...]
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[personal profile] breaks_destiny 2012-02-11 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Silence. She knows what BDSM is, right? He hopes he doesn't have to explain it for her to see why this would be worse.]
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[And then... here it comes...]

-That is so weird! Beyond weird! Who would even do that!?
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[personal profile] breaks_destiny 2012-02-11 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I would say that a real pervert at the very least. It makes the maid thing not look so bad, doesn't it?
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Yeah... I guess...
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[personal profile] breaks_destiny 2012-02-11 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
See. I told you it could have been worse.

[....]

You know... Knowing this place and how experiments sometimes screw with our mind and such, if you ever see Haruhi going around with a rope, run to the opposite side as fast as you can... Actually make that your reaction to anyone with a rope walking in your general direction. I should tell Ange that as well...
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[She picks up on that-]

Who is Ange?
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[personal profile] breaks_destiny 2012-02-11 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah... She's my girlfriend. Ushiromiya Ange, we've been officially dating since Christmas.

[Officially, because according to Minato they were obvious even before that.]
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-Oh, well... Congratulations?
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[personal profile] breaks_destiny 2012-02-11 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
That doesn't sound very convinced, but thanks.

[Laughing.]
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Hey, I'm just surprised!
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[personal profile] breaks_destiny 2012-02-11 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it that hard to believe I can have a girlfriend?
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No, it's not that eith-

So a month now, huh?
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[personal profile] breaks_destiny 2012-02-11 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
A bit more, yeah. Since it was official. I suppose we kind of dated already a few times before that though.
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That's nice... you're both happy, right?
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[personal profile] breaks_destiny 2012-02-11 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
There's the whole point of it. If being together didn't make us happy I wouldn't have asked her out.

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