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Haruhi Suzumiya ([personal profile] godbent) wrote2012-02-05 12:25 pm

26th: The Artistry of Haruhi Suzumiya

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Okay Luceti, tell me! Maids, specifically dressing cute girls up at them: Fetish, or Art Form?

[...Yep.

That message goes up solo, and the rest of this trails maybe ten minutes later as an afterthought]


Also! If you guys saw that mega-birthday party the other day [here] or have involvement in Hydra Social [here] you've gotten a taste of what the Brigade can do for you. We also do consultations, so be sure to call on on, particularly if you can answer my earlier question correctly. [Particularly because, well... Valentines. She actually has two different plans for how to deal with it, she really needs to confer with Winry about which she'd prefer to see happen. But that reminds her...]

Hey Mikuru, do you want to sleep over tonight?

[EDIT: and then later that night she remembers something else, so she adds in]

Oh... right. Are there any people who know how to sail a ship who aren't otherwise occupied, willing to be hired out, and willing to head out into the water this time of year?

[If this wasn't clear already this post originated in an argument between Winry and Haruhi, so she might jack into various threads]
breaks_destiny: (021 - Are you serious?)

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[personal profile] breaks_destiny 2012-02-09 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
... I'm not going to promise anything without knowing beforehand what I'm promising.

[He has the feeling that if he said "okay" or just agreed she would take it as agreeing on the promise rather than agreeing to listen to what she wants.]
breaks_destiny: (006 - It's so unbelievable)

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[personal profile] breaks_destiny 2012-02-10 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
Blonde vixens? ... What have you gotten into, Haruhi?

[Wait, the promise.]

Yeah, I promise I won't change my mind. You should know already that I don't do that easily and I know I'm right in this so...
breaks_destiny: (045 - Kicked around since I was born)

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[personal profile] breaks_destiny 2012-02-11 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
You know it takes more than that to change my mind. I'm stubborn like that. So... Do I get an answer now?
breaks_destiny: (027 - Tell me something I don't know)

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[personal profile] breaks_destiny 2012-02-11 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
A scientific study... For what reason?
breaks_destiny: (021 - Are you serious?)

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[personal profile] breaks_destiny 2012-02-11 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
You can come up with something better, Haruhi.
breaks_destiny: (005 - We can try to understand)

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[personal profile] breaks_destiny 2012-02-11 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
... Did you really created that society or did you just made it up?
breaks_destiny: (006 - It's so unbelievable)

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[personal profile] breaks_destiny 2012-02-12 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
You discovered that society?

[Was it buried somewhere like some old ruins or what.]
breaks_destiny: (045 - Kicked around since I was born)

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[personal profile] breaks_destiny 2012-02-13 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[........... Fine, he will accept ship as an aquatic animal.]

So, how's my Ange doing in those tests of yours?
breaks_destiny: (002  - I am thinking of you)

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[personal profile] breaks_destiny 2012-02-14 12:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Can I have a detailed record of her performance so far?

[Which is basically his way of asking if those losses were legit or if Haruhi's being too harsh, without saying it that way.]
breaks_destiny: (004 - I must be strong and carry on)

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[personal profile] breaks_destiny 2012-02-15 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
So she failed the test in which she had thirty seconds to answer, probably out of the blue. And the test about matching our opinion or not.

[In other words, she failed tests that probably weren't tests but Haruhi latched into it when she didn't like Ange's answer... Really?]

Tell me again why you're doing this, Haruhi. And you have fifteen seconds to explain to me why Ange having her own opinion, as wrong as it may be, is a reason to fail a test.
breaks_destiny: (004 - I must be strong and carry on)

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[personal profile] breaks_destiny 2012-02-16 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
I see. Now let me tell you why Ange having her own opinion isn't something bad.

[Deep breath.]

I love her. I don't need her to agree to everything I say or like, she doesn't have to like the things I do just as I don't have to like the things she does, so long as we respect each other when our opinions don't match. Specially on something like this, because if it was Ange wearing the maid dress? Then I'll be too focused on her wearing it than on the art side of it, and I mean it in the vulgar "fetish" meaning. Because it will be the girl that I love wearing it, so I don't mind if she thinks it's always a fetish. I really don't need people to agree with me like sheeps, unlike other people seem to need.

[Is he angry? He certainly doesn't sound like a happy camper saying those things but he doesn't sound overly angry just annoyed.]

And for the last time. If you really want to make sure that she's good for me, fine. But if all you're going to do is bully her, make up random tests just to have her fail and claim that she's not good enough as if you know what's good for me and what's not? Stop wasting time, Haruhi. I told you already, even if you don't approve you have no say in who I date. Just as neither has Minato or Ange's brother or anyone but Ange herself and me. So even if she fails all those tests of yours, I expect you to smile and nod, supporting me like a good friend and having the right to be "I knew it" if things go bad, which they won't. Nothing more, do you think you can do that?
breaks_destiny: (064 - Somebody help me)

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[personal profile] breaks_destiny 2012-02-16 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I never said I was tied by the fifteen seconds rule, that was your limit. And I listened, yes, she doesn't answer to you, what are you trying to say? That you won't order her around? That you won't force your hand to get what you want? Minato doesn't answer to you either and you have done it at times. And I do answer to you, nothing stops you from ordering me to do something to her to get her to do something you want her to do.

[Which is technically what's going to happen. He doesn't really think Haruhi would do it soon or on anything big though.]

I know you, Haruhi. Loopholes and bending things is your specialty. The proof is the fact that you tested Ange to see if I was a dog for her, approved her for denying so, yet consider me a dog yourself.

Do whatever you want, but please [How could he say it? He gets what she does and why, or rather the reason she claims to have, right now with that last test he's not sure if it's true but he doesn't want to distrust her.]... Look, if you wanted to make her an existential question, one that would be important regarding other matters about me, you could have asked her something like: "if someone has a mental illness that makes them overly paranoid and violent and kills someone thinking that person was out to kill them, leaving aside the fact that they are culprits of the murder, do they deserve some mercy or should they be considered just crazy killers and thrown into a cage which key is buried in the sea?" Considering her answer about maids as equally important to that is like saying that you think that I'm just an idiot whose major problem is if his girlfriend will play fantasies with him or not.

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