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Haruhi Suzumiya ([personal profile] godbent) wrote2012-02-05 12:25 pm

26th: The Artistry of Haruhi Suzumiya

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Okay Luceti, tell me! Maids, specifically dressing cute girls up at them: Fetish, or Art Form?

[...Yep.

That message goes up solo, and the rest of this trails maybe ten minutes later as an afterthought]


Also! If you guys saw that mega-birthday party the other day [here] or have involvement in Hydra Social [here] you've gotten a taste of what the Brigade can do for you. We also do consultations, so be sure to call on on, particularly if you can answer my earlier question correctly. [Particularly because, well... Valentines. She actually has two different plans for how to deal with it, she really needs to confer with Winry about which she'd prefer to see happen. But that reminds her...]

Hey Mikuru, do you want to sleep over tonight?

[EDIT: and then later that night she remembers something else, so she adds in]

Oh... right. Are there any people who know how to sail a ship who aren't otherwise occupied, willing to be hired out, and willing to head out into the water this time of year?

[If this wasn't clear already this post originated in an argument between Winry and Haruhi, so she might jack into various threads]
semper_cogitans: (D:>)

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[personal profile] semper_cogitans 2012-02-07 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
... It is... n-not a term I am familiar with, no...

[... Should he be?]
semper_cogitans: (:/)

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[personal profile] semper_cogitans 2012-02-08 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
[... These terms are more familiar, though still odd.]

... Ah. Is... is "m-maid" a synonym... for "server"...?

[... That's what he's getting from this, at least.]
semper_cogitans: (:|a)

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[personal profile] semper_cogitans 2012-02-11 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
In... wh-what way, if I may ask...?

[This is where things may start getting confusing for him. These will be connotations that someone from his time - his world would have immense trouble comprehending...]
semper_cogitans: (:/)

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[personal profile] semper_cogitans 2012-02-13 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
... Why are these th-things... limited to girls...?

[Men have sex appeal too! And comfort. At least in Robert's mind.]
semper_cogitans: (>_>)

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[personal profile] semper_cogitans 2012-02-16 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
... Is it... n-not a legitimate question...?

[He doesn't understand the logic here...]
semper_cogitans: (:|a)

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[personal profile] semper_cogitans 2012-02-17 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
As far as... I h-have always been aware, s-such properties are... not e-exclusive to any group...

[Then again, gendering is mostly foreign to Robert.]
semper_cogitans: (:/)

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[personal profile] semper_cogitans 2012-02-18 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
[(Un?)fortunately for Haruhi, Robert doesn't even construe that as an attack. Or even as anything beyond just a mere statement. It's not like he can - or would want to - refute it, it's just fact...]

... Ah, w-well... I suppose that would ch-change things, yes...

[He says it in a way that suggests it's a very foreign - and possibly unsettling - idea.]
semper_cogitans: (:|a)

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[personal profile] semper_cogitans 2012-02-21 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hrm... well, he can kind of follow this logic, as odd as it seems to him. It's like some kind of strange thought experiment. "What if this actually mattered to people?"

Though clearly it matters to Haruhi. Just another reminder of how different she is - how different most people are, in some regards.]


In... th-that case, I presume a... s-similarly masculine girl would also... b-be at a disadvantage, in... in this scenario...

[And almost as an afterthought:]

... Speaking as... o-one of this approximate ten percent... h-how is that associated with masculinity or... f-femininity?

[... It's a genuine question. By Robert's time the boundaries have basically dissolved, but if Haruhi brought it up, it must have a relevance to her.]
semper_cogitans: (D:>)

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[personal profile] semper_cogitans 2012-02-24 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
[These baseball analogies go over Robert's head.]

... Is... th-there another way to phrase th-that...?

[... Luckily, Haruhi isn't likely to outright upset Robert unless she's deliberately callous. The only person who ever pushed his buttons that was was Jack Horner.]
semper_cogitans: (:|a)

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[personal profile] semper_cogitans 2012-02-25 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Bluntly:] What of... r-reciprocity...?

[Well, okay, that's less blunt than his usual. But he doesn't seem to be at all awkward about the topic.]
semper_cogitans: (:/)

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[personal profile] semper_cogitans 2012-02-27 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
[STILL NOT BOTHERED AT ALL.

With a totally straight face, and completely level tone -]


Ah, I... s-suppose that makes some sense, though... generally, even intercourse is r-reciprocity-based.

...

Unless one were... uncomfortable, I suppose...

[Just listen to him talking like this is at the same level as a conversation about the weather...]

... Is it not s-similar for... heterosexual couples who engage in anal intercourse, th-though? Or is this... also d-dictated in part by the differences b-between our cultures...?
semper_cogitans: (:|a)

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[personal profile] semper_cogitans 2012-03-01 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[If it helps, Robert doesn't really notice that she's uncomfortable. Then again, he usually doesn't notice much when it comes to other peoples' emotional states...]

Hm... I s-see...

[Robert pauses for a moment to consider the sheer strangeness of that.]

... That... is v-very different, from Terra...

... I s-suppose I should... expect such a-anomalies, however...

Would you say your w-world's attitudes are... more t-typical, overall...?
semper_cogitans: (:/)

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[personal profile] semper_cogitans 2012-03-04 11:31 am (UTC)(link)
... Is it... the d-dominant idea, so to speak...?

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