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Haruhi Suzumiya ([personal profile] godbent) wrote2012-02-05 12:25 pm

26th: The Artistry of Haruhi Suzumiya

[Voice]

Okay Luceti, tell me! Maids, specifically dressing cute girls up at them: Fetish, or Art Form?

[...Yep.

That message goes up solo, and the rest of this trails maybe ten minutes later as an afterthought]


Also! If you guys saw that mega-birthday party the other day [here] or have involvement in Hydra Social [here] you've gotten a taste of what the Brigade can do for you. We also do consultations, so be sure to call on on, particularly if you can answer my earlier question correctly. [Particularly because, well... Valentines. She actually has two different plans for how to deal with it, she really needs to confer with Winry about which she'd prefer to see happen. But that reminds her...]

Hey Mikuru, do you want to sleep over tonight?

[EDIT: and then later that night she remembers something else, so she adds in]

Oh... right. Are there any people who know how to sail a ship who aren't otherwise occupied, willing to be hired out, and willing to head out into the water this time of year?

[If this wasn't clear already this post originated in an argument between Winry and Haruhi, so she might jack into various threads]
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[personal profile] installing 2012-02-07 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Sigh.]

But if someone were to coerce someone else into wearing a maid outfit and making them clean the house while the first someone watched... on what side would that fall?
vulcanblazer: (Snarky)

[personal profile] vulcanblazer 2012-02-07 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Coercion shouldn't be part of the equation. If it is, there's a whole other problem than what outfit they have on.

[He's well aware of Haruhi's forcefulness, but to some degree, people just don't know how to say No to her.]
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[personal profile] installing 2012-02-07 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
So say you lost a bet! Wouldn't it be weird for someone to ask another person, "put on this maid outfit for me, and serve me tea!"
vulcanblazer: (Hesitance)

[personal profile] vulcanblazer 2012-02-07 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Not really, especially if the terms of the bet are undisclosed before it's made. When you do that, you're asking for trouble. You're pretty much writing a blank check there, so you shouldn't be too surprised if someone were to pull something ridiculous, like that, or covering yourself in honey and throwing yourself into a bear's cave.

...It's why I don't make bets without setting terms.
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[personal profile] installing 2012-02-07 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Adell this isn't helping!!]

It wasn't like that at all. If I had won I would have gotten the better part of the deal anyway. It's not that I didn't know what I was getting into, it's that she'd ask for something that odd in the first place!
vulcanblazer: (Confusion)

[personal profile] vulcanblazer 2012-02-07 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
...Don't know what to tell you on that.
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[personal profile] installing 2012-02-07 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[...Oh wait. She said too much, didn't she? Oops.

...Awkward silence on this end.]
vulcanblazer: (Bold Demon Hunter)

[personal profile] vulcanblazer 2012-02-07 11:37 am (UTC)(link)
...You know I'm not going to give you any trouble about it, right?
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[personal profile] installing 2012-02-07 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I just don't think what she made me do was a form of art.
vulcanblazer: (Confusion)

[personal profile] vulcanblazer 2012-02-08 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
...Well, again, I don't know what to tell you. Wasn't there, can't comment.

[Best way he can dodge this for the moment. Oh god, he does not want to get in the middle of this.]
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[personal profile] installing 2012-02-08 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Sigh.] Right, sorry.

[Haruhi just. Can't win. That's the end goal here for her.]