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Haruhi Suzumiya ([personal profile] godbent) wrote2011-08-09 11:31 pm

17th: The Knowledge of Haruhi Suzumiya

[Voice]

Three announcements, Luceti! In order of importance, so if you're listening at least stick around for the first one.

Number one: all of you show up at House 37 - that's the one in the square - on the night of the 13th - that's this Saturday, for those of you not getting the message. There'll be a special surprise Brigade-sponsored event that's been a long time coming!

[Okay, so it's super-late and she's actually a little bored of it by now but she did go to all the effort - or rather the Brigade did - to set it up. In light of that, she might as well try to get it off the ground. She informed the Brigade of her plans yesterday, as well as gave them some tasks for the night of. Even if it's not a success, she'll be annoyed, but with so many of the original people involved out of it... eh. Oh well]

Number two: If you don't know who the SOS-Brigade is, listen up! If you do, also listen up! We're Luceti's premiere source of fun and excitement, a bastion of entertainment and joy in a village filled with listeless people! And right now, we're recruiting! Talk to me if you want in, because I - Haruhi Suzumiya, chief of the SOS-Brigade - would be glad to see if you're up to it!

And finally, three: my birthday was on the 31st. In light of the circumstances around that time, I'll forgive any of you who forgot to give me gifts at that time [she means her friends, specifically, but doesn't clarify] so don't worry about it. Unless you feel a terrible guilt, then I'll take them late.
talontrot: (i remember better days on the n64)

[personal profile] talontrot 2011-08-13 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
So whaddaya guys do for fun around here, then, if it's not adventuring? If stuff like that weird Battle Whatever mistake happens often enough, I guess it'd be pretty fun...

[... Well, y'know, even if she's not getting any Jiggies out of it.]
talontrot: (aren't i the cutest asshole ever?)

[personal profile] talontrot 2011-08-15 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
Now parties I can get behind!

And you haven't had a good kick-around until you do it with ol' Winky's bony skull. [... Yep. Kazooie is not a normal person.]
talontrot: (i LIKE the sound of that...)

[personal profile] talontrot 2011-08-16 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
[KAZOOIE DOES NOT NOTICE THAT THIS IS STRANGE IN ANY WAY.]

So, you need some new members for your group, huh? 'Cause I think I'm cut out for the job.

[... Not that Kazooie ever thinks she isn't, but... that's another matter altogether.]
talontrot: (flap flip THIS bitches)

[personal profile] talontrot 2011-08-18 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Well, let's see... I've got a couple of years of being a solid hero under my belt and I've done everything from finding pirate treasure to racing walruses on sleds! Heck, it's easier to ask what I haven't done...
talontrot: (i LIKE the sound of that...)

[personal profile] talontrot 2011-08-19 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty hard to choose! I think I'd do 'em all again, actually...

Though one of my favourite things has gotta be kicking bad guy butt. Are there even any bad guys around here outside of that Battle Dome place? [Kazooie is used to them just... walking around, and that doesn't seem to happen here at all. Clearly it's terrible level design.]
talontrot: (are you crazy?! wait. yes. it's you.)

[personal profile] talontrot 2011-08-21 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
The Rogues? [Let it never be said that Kazooie reads or otherwise pays attention to things that don't directly benefit her.] Who're they?

Also, I can throw a mean party, if that's more you guys' style! [She can also get kicked out of parties, but she's not going to mention that part.]
talontrot: (aren't i the cutest asshole ever?)

[personal profile] talontrot 2011-08-22 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
Stahn. Okay. [That's a kinda weird name. Why's everybody so weird here? Oh well.]

As a hero, I'm great enough to do both! [Or at least she thinks so.]
talontrot: (i remember better days on the n64)

[personal profile] talontrot 2011-08-23 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
Sure thing! Your name's... Haruhi, right? [Forgive the weird pronunciation, Haruhi. Kazooie's a bird that doesn't even know what Japan is, let alone how words in it sound.]

How'd you get to be the chief of a brigade, anyway?
talontrot: (are you crazy?! wait. yes. it's you.)

[personal profile] talontrot 2011-08-24 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
[That's genuinely a pretty impressive feat in egotism. Kazooie is inspired.]

But it's "SOS" Brigade. I don't see any Os in your name! Unless you spell it like S-O-O-Z-O-O or whatever. [Pronunciation rules, Kazooie does not have them!]
talontrot: (OH GOD WHAT IS THAT)

[personal profile] talontrot 2011-08-26 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
...

How the heck does that become SOS...?

[She has to actually think for a second. Sob. Kazooie is sharp but word puzzles aren't her area of expertise...]

... Oh.

Man.

... That's kinda cool, actually. How'd you come up with a name like that?
talontrot: (i remember better days on the n64)

[personal profile] talontrot 2011-08-27 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
You're kinda like Goggle Boy or Jamjars, then. They made up all the names for mine and Banjo's moves in a split second!

[Or so Kazooie thinks. It's not like she ever had a name for them before then.]
talontrot: (aren't i the cutest asshole ever?)

[personal profile] talontrot 2011-08-29 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Is Kazooie one of them? She at least might be as spunky!]

You sound like my kinda person! I like your style, Haruhi.

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