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Haruhi Suzumiya ([personal profile] godbent) wrote2012-07-24 05:36 pm

34th: The Years of Haruhi Suzumiya

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Jeez, everyone. I know I'm due to hit forty soon enough, but as pranks go, making everyone half my age is pretty excessive. [It's in a semi-serious tone, but she's actually being sarcastic here] This is going to make the birthday party I hope some of you are planning pretty awkward, isn't it?

[Short laugh. It's funny, okay]

I'll be heading by the Brigade HQ for anyone who's around. The village is smaller too, gosh. See you there!

[So Haruhi Suzumiya is significantly older now! She's in her later 30s and as noted here will remain as such until her birthday on the 31st. You're free to answer the voice today or you can run into her in Action in any of the following situations (or anything else you come up with) on any day between now and the 30th!:

A) Shopping for clothes and accessories. Sure she's probably the result of some Shift, but she's going to be comfortable for this time, okay. Gosh.
B) Hanging out in and around House 10 or the HQ. She'll be with Sekai, and very enamored to see the rooster once more. ♥ She also might be witnessed meditating in these places, cooking meals at home, or otherwise doing her best to enjoy herself
C) At Good Spirits or Cloud Nine. She'll be at different ones on different nights for different reasons. Either way, some light drinking, darts, watching people perform, all that good stuff.
D) Swimming or tanning on the beach. Sure she's older, but she might as well distract/enjoy herself during this time, right. You also might see her performing some higher end spell work like putting an air bubble around her head to dive under the water here.
E) Going to the Hot Springs to have a nice dip. Hot Springs are things people always ought to enjoy. :|
F) People watching around town. This might be done in the form walking around, jogging around, or just sitting on a bench or something. But she'll be around trying to get a feel for who's around and chatting up familiar people.
G) Practicing her magic. A lot of it is filial, but some of it is also garner from other worlds. She's mostly comparing what she "knows" she should be able to do, versus what she can actually do if she's some temporary person here. This will mostly be out at the forest's edge, but also in the barracks, up at the mountains, on the beach...

No matter when you see her if you ask about the future she's from she'll probably tell you tall tales about the future. If you have anything you'd specifically want or not want your character to hear, ring me for permissions here. Let's have fun with this, folks. Replies will be from [personal profile] cougarmom]
herotypical: [ angry ; snarky ] (✝ i'm faking that i'm aching)

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[personal profile] herotypical 2012-07-24 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ the barmaid is staring. she does that a lot, actually. but she's definitely working some extra incredulous eyes tonight.

there's something familiar about that gal... ]


Need a top up?
cougarmom: ([6] Acrooooss the sky)

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[personal profile] cougarmom 2012-07-24 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Gosh she knows she's pretty and what with being both Japanese and still 5'2 she probably looks young for her age but come on! But no, seriously, she taps a finger on her cheek before nodding]

Sure thing. Not the biggest drinker ever, but it's been one of those days.
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herotypical: [ angry ; wtf ; neutral ] (✝ before the next nine right)

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[personal profile] herotypical 2012-07-24 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Same again? Or can I get you something else?

[ the voice. it's the voice that helps her out. it sounds so much like...

haruhi.

but that's not possible.

only anything's possible, here. ]
cougarmom: ([1] Double Rainbow all the way)

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[personal profile] cougarmom 2012-07-24 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Oh that expression. He lips quirk up for a bit of a smile and she drums her fingers once on the counter as she thinks before]

I'll be a little crazy. Your famous McCoy please.
herotypical: (✝ as all dogs everywhere bark)

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[personal profile] herotypical 2012-07-24 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Would you be offended or flattered if I asked to see your ID?

[ she must be joking; after all, she's already reaching for the cocktail shaker. ]
cougarmom: ([7] waaaah wah)

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[personal profile] cougarmom 2012-07-24 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm going to go flattered, because I'm due to hit my midlife crisis any day now.

[With a little laugh which is. Well not typically Haruhi because in her youth in particular she was more serious all the time, but it still is more like something she'd say all straight shooty like]
herotypical: [ snarky ] (✝ planting trees)

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[personal profile] herotypical 2012-07-24 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
But no hot flashes yet. [ ... ] Right?
cougarmom: ([9] What does it mean?)

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[personal profile] cougarmom 2012-07-24 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[there's a brief, brief typically Haruhi pout at that before she hum and then leans over the counter a bit] How about you tell me how old I look?
herotypical: [ neutral ; uncertain ; angry ; sparrow ] (✝ i courted a sailor)

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[personal profile] herotypical 2012-07-24 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ a cluck of her tongue as she wonders just how flat her joke fell.

HMM. ]


Older than me. I'd say, oh, by maybe five or ten years.
cougarmom: ([7] waaaah wah)

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[personal profile] cougarmom 2012-07-24 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Pfft] You're flattering me, Buffy. But I'm going to say close enough at that.
herotypical: [ neutral ; angry ; arms crossed ] (✝ but it came back)

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[personal profile] herotypical 2012-07-24 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't realize we were in Shift season again.

[ buffy pours the mccoy and slides it over to her. ]
cougarmom: ([6] Acrooooss the sky)

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[personal profile] cougarmom 2012-07-24 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm far enough back that we still get them regulated like that? [She hums again, stirring the drink some before going and taking her first sip. After it, she gives a little approving smile]
herotypical: [ snarky ] (✝ buy a shiny backpack)

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[personal profile] herotypical 2012-07-24 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
...Just what, exactly, are you talking about when you say far enough back?

Do please be specific. I think I'm on a very different page of this brochure.
cougarmom: ([9] What does it mean?)

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[personal profile] cougarmom 2012-07-24 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm missing my fancy old school car, but I'm more or less staring in Back to the Future right now. [Another sip] Except instead of my youtherful mother I'm surreally meeting my soon-to-be sister in law.

[She said with a totally straight face]
herotypical: [ wtf ; uncertain ] (✝ i was hoping i could just blame you)

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[personal profile] herotypical 2012-07-24 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ buffy's face seems to twitch at youthful mother.

but then her whole jaw drops at what follows. ]


Oh. [ FLATLY. ] Someone else is meet you here, huh?

[ it's not me it can't be me it better not be me ]
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cougarmom: ([4] Double Rainbow)

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[personal profile] cougarmom 2012-07-24 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Siiip. She doesn't answer that but just gives her a look which says "what no of course I mean you come on."]
herotypical: [ wtf ; angry ] (✝ and told you goodbye)

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[personal profile] herotypical 2012-07-24 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I wasn't aware you had any siblings, Haruhi.

[ hell yes she would rather throw herself under the future bus than even CONSIDER dawn's involvement. ]
cougarmom: ([6] Acrooooss the sky)

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[personal profile] cougarmom 2012-07-24 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't. [...] But wait, I said that wrong. [She hums here, tapping her cheek. ...She really doesn't drink a lot, maybe she's buzzed. Or she's just trolling. It's hard to tell which other than her eyes which are alight with amusement] I guess the term of co-mothers-in-law? I never know which is the right term when you get to things like that, just like I don't really get the "once removed" part of relationships.
herotypical: [ snark ; conversation ; angry ; neutral ] (✝ on my hands and knees)

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[personal profile] herotypical 2012-07-24 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ frak this. buffy pours HERSELF a mccoy. ]

Co-mothers-in-law to who?
cougarmom: ([3] Yeah yeaaaah)

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[personal profile] cougarmom 2012-07-24 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah her lips are quirking up at the corners. One long sip which delays her answer enough for Buffy to pour herself a glass later, she brushes back some of her hair]

Our two daughters, of course.
herotypical: [ snarky ; angry ; pout ] (✝ our childhood then our youth)

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[personal profile] herotypical 2012-07-24 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
We...our..and you --

Nah.

[ she squints. thing is, haruhi's only ever smacked her with the harsh (if sometimes narrowly viewed) truths while younger. ]

I don't know what future you hail from, but it sure isn't mine.
cougarmom: ([9] What does it mean?)

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[personal profile] cougarmom 2012-07-24 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Poor Joyce. [Siiiiip. It's said lightly, but maybe the buzz is kicking in so there's a hint of seriousness in there]
herotypical: [ wtf ; angry ] (✝ god that was dumb)

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[personal profile] herotypical 2012-07-24 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ god. did she just choke on a lime rind? maybe. or on her heart, which just leapt into her throat.

buffy turns her head and coughs, pressing the back of her hand against her mouth. ]
herotypical: [ wtf ; angry ] (✝ the river's all wet)

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[personal profile] herotypical 2012-07-24 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Joyce?

[ her voice is a little squeaky. how could haruhi fake a guess like that?

oh i don't know perhaps through jack's not-exactly-discreet and not-exactly-rare ramblings around (but not exactly on) the subject ]
cougarmom: ([3] Yeah yeaaaah)

[personal profile] cougarmom 2012-07-24 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Joyce. You're the spitting image of- well, no, I guess she's the spitting image of you, I'm just used to seeing you older. [Hum] A few differences, of course.

[She pointedly glances at Buffy's hair, and her chest, and then her eyes before looking back down at her McCoy and sipping]

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