godbent: (Angel Beats's finale sucked)
Haruhi Suzumiya ([personal profile] godbent) wrote2012-05-27 08:12 am

32nd: The Gender of Haruhi Suzumiya


[So from Day 2 of this onward, Haruhi is now Haruki. This effect will last all week and possibly be stacked on top of other effects. You guys are free to come at him with whatever you want too, and I'll roll with it. Replies to this post are generally assumed to be Day 3 or later, and you and see Days 1 and 2 here

The scenarios used in this post do not have to be how you tag him on those given days, I'm trying to supply some ideas for people stumped as to how to do it. Seriously he can be anywhere within reason, so give me a case and hit me.]


[Action: Day 3]
[In which Haruki is throwing out his sheets/comforter and needs to go get new ones. Pity the bed's still too small for him, or nearly, but he doesn't want to change all that up.]


[Action: Day 4, 5]
[Jogging, lots of jogging. All around the village and the forest's edge. Sure it's cloudy on Day 4, but all that means is that it's less hot so it's not sweltering. As such, he is jogging shirtless on both days and generally enjoying this somewhat cooler and breezy later spring/early summer. And you should too.]

[Voice: Day 6]
[On and off storming all day, Haruki has decided to stay in. In the course of staying in, he's decided to start making more complete notes on how he wants to run that pageant idea. And in the course of doing that, he flips on the voice to ask something of the village-]

Oi, so who here would like to see some of their friends participate in a pageant? I know some of you do already and some of you did last time, but let's hear it.

[Action: Day 7, 8]
[Sort of expecting to be replaced by Haruhi today because these days make a week of weird effects. In spite of himself it makes him pensive, and as such he hangs out mostly around Ammy's Tree Hill today, looking at the tail end of the blooms there. He'll also be around the village later, of course.]


[Action: Day 9, 10]
[Aaaand then he wasn't replaced, which was perplexing. However, by this point he has seen and done a lot of weird things, so he's just trying to go about a normal day of hanging at the HQ, fully expecting something weird to bust into his life anyway. Might as well hang out and see what's what, so when he isn't in the HQ he's wandering around, maybe looking for something or someone interesting]
southernsquirt: (Just Not Right!)

[personal profile] southernsquirt 2012-05-31 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
You can't share a hiding spot!

[Duh.]
southernsquirt: (Listening - Not Good)

[personal profile] southernsquirt 2012-05-31 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Her 'whisper' is so loud, it's nearly speaking:]

Because then they'll find both of us!
deusexhormones: (Do the Atsuro)

[personal profile] deusexhormones 2012-05-31 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Not if you hide under me when they find us.
southernsquirt: (Running Hard!)

[personal profile] southernsquirt 2012-05-31 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
What? I'll be squished! And then I won't be able to run!

[Get out of her spot. 8|]
deusexhormones: (Default)

[personal profile] deusexhormones 2012-05-31 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not going to squish you?!
southernsquirt: (Listening - Not Good)

[personal profile] southernsquirt 2012-05-31 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Yes you are! You're way too big!
deusexhormones: (Starlight Bridge)

[personal profile] deusexhormones 2012-05-31 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
It's cushioned down there, you'd be fine!
southernsquirt: (Just Not Right!)

[personal profile] southernsquirt 2012-05-31 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
You're not even playing!
deusexhormones: (Thou Shalt Not)

[personal profile] deusexhormones 2012-05-31 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Who are you playing with?
southernsquirt: (Ummmm?)

[personal profile] southernsquirt 2012-05-31 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Aang and Toph!

[And not you. She doesn't even KNOW you. And she's been here for two years, so she would know!]
deusexhormones: (Lift this bucket)

[personal profile] deusexhormones 2012-05-31 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh... does he- yeah he distantly knows at least one of those] Huh.
southernsquirt: (Looks Like a Wibble)

[personal profile] southernsquirt 2012-05-31 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Pout and staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare.]
deusexhormones: (...The Tie is Fine)

[personal profile] deusexhormones 2012-06-01 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
...I'm Haruki. Hi.

[...Now he feels awkward]
southernsquirt: (Peeeeeering)

[personal profile] southernsquirt 2012-06-01 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[He should feel awkward, gosh, he just climbed between the linens with an eight-year-old.

Katara blinks at him. The name is familiar, because it was attached to weird circumstances.]


But he went home and became a girl.
deusexhormones: (Off Sulking Somewhere)

[personal profile] deusexhormones 2012-06-01 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
And then she became a guy again and I'm here. Just call us a sea horse.
southernsquirt: (Looks Like a Wibble)

[personal profile] southernsquirt 2012-06-01 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Noooooooooooooo, seahorses are HUGE!

[Seriously, bro, you're way too normal-looking to be a sea horse.]
deusexhormones: (...The Tie is Fine)

[personal profile] deusexhormones 2012-06-02 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
No they're not?

[...He holds up a finger and his thumb to show how big they are]
southernsquirt: (Well.  Maybe)

[personal profile] southernsquirt 2012-06-02 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
[She shakes her head violently and stretches out her arms.

Which, sadly, causes her hands to leave the linen pile.]
deusexhormones: (Cosmic Duality)

[personal profile] deusexhormones 2012-06-02 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Snrk] You just lost the hiding spot!
southernsquirt: (Just Not Right!)

[personal profile] southernsquirt 2012-06-02 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well--

[Poof.

She's gone.]